V.I.R.U.S!!!

ARGH!!! i hate virus dwelling in com, which explained the absence of my posts!! kekex...don't blame me la, you all are guilty for that toO! =P

HEY HEY!!! PEOPLE PEOPLE!!! TAKE NOTE!!!! READ HERE AFTER YOU'VE READ THE PREVIOUS POST!!!

hahaz..to clear all misunderstandings...i didn't receive any scholarships...Please don't be jealous and find ways to murder me just to replace my quixotic "attractive sholarship". Hahaz...I don't even how i came out with the name, "NCAFS (National Central Accounting Firm, Singapore) Pte Ltd" ... Even if there is, why would he select me for the scholarship? hahaz!! Made some sense?? And look at the deal, $3,800? Omg...didn't you see the fresh diploma Graduates from Business are getting average of only $1,500? Even if i can get a high one, it'll most probably be only $2,500 for the highest 'standard deviation.' Hahaz...quit envying me!!!

In addition, the next paragraph stated, "no wonder i can be a happy man." It was used not for the sake which i can earn big bucks, it's because i can build wonderous palace in air! =)

Guys!! Moral of the previous post, don't trust whatever that's exaggerating! Hehez....*spot my under-lying message!!* =P

ANd...2nd moral, Melvin will never strike it big!! Kekex...

YAY!! Jay chou's album coming out soon~ And...do notice his disciples too - Nan Quan Ma Ma. They're doing great, just like their shi fu! hahaz..their latest album was Splendid~ Come on, don't be selfish...go try listening to them, just like what i am doing now! WonderfuL! =)

Exams over!!! GUYS!! Lets """""""""""""""""S.W.I.M""""""""""""""""""""...you know what i mean right?? And...hahaz...i can't wait for the time when we can work together at asiacoM! =P Sucky but..hehez, acceptable la? Can work with Ye Zhao again also..Woo hOO! Ye Zhao~ We RawKz right?? hahaz...Worked there 3 times liao....faithful hor? With wei hong also~ Next time we sure promoted to Senior worker arh!! HAHAHAz!!! *see, building extravagant Sand castle again*

hahaz..ok la...cya guys, and...there's no such thing as Mars the size of moon kids~! =P Be sensible!! *oOpx*

Working spree!

Ok...everyone~! Like my tag board had mentioned...we(suai brothers) will be working during our Mid-vacation!! cooL!! You can tell me if you want to work too! =) Hopefully the pay is appealing and no long working hours!! =P

However, don't expect the work to be easy la!! Quite tedious and mind-consuming~ I hate such jobs man!! grh!!! It's also going to give me red lips after the 1st week. I think i'm allergic to that place la!! Disgusting!!! I don't know why...i still remember once i can't see the number due to fatigue~ ArgH!! hahaz..too bad...money earning is never easy~ =P

OH YA!! (anybody interested in basketball, read on...those not..please ignore!)

Philip told us that the siglap school team is interested in playing with us again...do you all want? Xiao ye, alvin, yu song and i have no problem about it. Zach and clarence have improved drastically also..you all want?? please call/tag/sms/ask/tell/meet me about this if you have any idea/comment/ reply/question/decision/discussion about this. I hope we can clear it by september so we can do our exams and them with their exams in peace! =) I WANT TO PLAY OFFICAL MATCH SO MUCH!!! Unfortunately, Miss Lim no longer with Siglap...if not..we can contact her about this...Hope she can come down to watch us play? =)

ok...back to abnormal conversation...

Oh yah~ You know what? There was a call yesterday from the NCAFS (National Central Accounting Frim, Singapore) Pte Ltd who offered me a scholarship for my Diploma in Accountancy, Singapore Polytechnic. In addition, the scholarship will provide $1,200 allowance every half a year. However, I am to attached to them after passing out from NS as their 2nd executive auditor with a starting basic pay of $3,800 monthly. The auditor will have the pay of $3,800 so long as he is working fine during the first 6 months which is the trial and confirmation period. After which, the pay might double or triple depending on the Auditor's performance and consistency in work. Attractive commission is also given for outstanding work produced. Promotion is guaranteed after the trial period. Auditor will also be graduated with a Degree in Accounting and Audit from ACCA upon completing the 30-months contract.

Yea!! WAHAHAHAHAZ!!! No wonder i can be a hApPy MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D!!

Taa dAa!

hahaz...changed my blogskin! kekex...PLEASE COMMENT IF IT'S UGLY!!! I wouldn't know if it is...just let me know be it ugly or nice! hahaz...i'll do something! ;)

hahaz...yay, got the lion head for the welcoming today! hehez...coolz...i beginning to feel the lion liao~ wow!! that's so cool cool cooL!!! HAHAZ!!!

I want to play basketball on saturday...anybody with me? It's for relieving stress purpose!! I'm so tensed up!! Why did my grade dropped so much in ca2?!? hahaz...need to buck up le!

Kekex..so happy today! I've helped a blind lady from mrt to bus interchange! It's always great to help somebody and seeing people happy!!

I've promised myself, i must be a happy person for the rest of my life with the mindset that we cannot expect what will happen to us tomorrow! I'm going to live happily ever after~ hehez..with hEr! =D

Coming uP!

hehez...my new skin is still under constructioN~ Coming up sooN! =) hahaz..it was considered after being commented that the present blog's too uglY! hehez...

HEY EVERYBODY!! I GOT SOMETHING TO ANNOUNCE!! MY BELOVED XI XIANG HAS AN A1 FOR HER O'LEVELS MOTHER-TONGUE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLAP LA!!! HEHEHEZ!!!!!!!! =D

you know what? i saw a rather weird thing today. I was on bus 81 when i saw a little boy, ranging from 6-8 years old doing "pda" to mama. (according to shi ming, pda refers to 'public distracting actions.) hahaz...don't be shock..i was having a mind-struggle on what impression to set on the boy. hahaz!! There's a girl beside me (she was sitting the inner seat), so i should be trying to notice the sexy and cute little girl when i was really DISTRACTED by that boy's action la. I gave up looking at that girl while she was reading the big calvin and hobbes book. I focused my attention on that boy.

Let me describe, the mother and son was sitting 4 seats behind the driver. There's also a pole with the 'stop' button at the head rest. The mother was sitting outside, with the little boy in the inner seat (like me sitting outside, and the girl inside.) So...the boy just held on to the pole, and facing his mum. (his mum was sitting normally, but he cling on to his mum la!!) You know what was he doing? HE Kept kissing his mum! Not like those mom and kids' kind of kiss, it's like those ah beng and ah lian on the bus kind of kiss la!! His mum was rather irritated and annoyed, but he just went to his mum and kissed her!! He even tried on her mouth or nose like that... Once his mum pushed him away, i saw his tongue sticking out, like forcing to lick his mum like that...PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!! KIDS! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS IN PUBLIC!! I WAS SO DISTRACTED AND ANNOYED CUM IRRITATED THAT I EVEN SACRIFICE LOOKING AT THE CUTE GIRL BESIDE ME!! WHAT'S WORSE!! THE BUS WAS ALMOST FULL LA!! HOW MANY PPL AND UNCLE LOOKING!!! OOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaz...just abit disgusted...please don't mind me! =D

hehez..exams coming!! wish me luck everyone!! I don't want to repeat this stupid module!! omg! it sucks!! Don't worry la...i know mere wishing won't help! I've done lots of revision~ together with shane too! =)

FIREWORKS WERE GREAT YESTERDAY!! Finally, i can see the display le...waited from last sat to yesterday...hehez..it was so beautiful when you watch it with someone special! However, stupid shit la...can't people be more gracious...squeezing and blocking...yes, we saw the works in the sky..but we missed those at lower levels...thanks to those who stood at the pillar~ stupid!!! hmph! I swear i'm going to book good location next year! hahaz!! (kiasu melvin!)

Still i got video of the display yesterday~ get it from me if you want..it's SpLeNdId!! =)

Once upon a time, in SPLD's store...there was a kidnap happening there. A Man in hat-Jun jie, had kidnapped a man - chee seng. 

after a while...he was left alone...yeapz...he don't know what he's going to do~ 

After a little mind struggle, he intend to escape! 

while taking the tape out his leg..he tried looking around in case the 'kidnapper' re-appear (at least he checked) 

weird, he's having fun untying himself..look at the smile 

finally, he was about to get everything out and... 

yes... was found out and back to square one..poor thing~ 

National Day!

Interesting! You know something? I was on the way to school alone thinking what kind of hairstyle i should try... walking walking...i saw someone bald~ but, there's shade on his head~ On clearer notice...HE IS BALD - WITH TATTOO!!!

OMG! That shocked me, was "up there" telling me to cut my hair and 'style' it with tattoo instead? Oh please...no no no!! hahaz..but, it's rather cute and no! I'm not 'doing' my hair like this! =P (SHit, he was in a group, i daren't take pix! sorry! )

one more thing, have you notice guy's fashion nowadays? weird eh? I can understand why girls made their skirt so low lah...but, guys? omg~ pants going lower also!! hahaz!! i show you~

Very bad right? Rather disgusting also~ This is like, the 3rd i say this week? omg...*pukex* I thought they'll have a better taste of fashion? =P why are they showing their bums? ewl~

Up next! My poor daddy! hehez...last last last last last last month was my hand in cast...now my dad - his leg. Hahaz..poor thing hor? He have been suffering 'nothingness' at home for the past few weeks. In addition, his rate of cigarettes finishing have tripled! poor me and family~ hahaz... here is him!!

Youths nowadays also getting Rude~ Look at this guy in yellow shirt, fancy sitting in the middle of the train..look at this inconsiderate guy! =X

hahaz...my classmate! AllAN ng! hehez..very funny guy! =P AND TALL! Hmph!

Anyway...last of all HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!! hehez..remember last year of yesterday, i was in uniform and marching!! and this year...stupid teacher, fancy making a test on the eve of national day, everyone in my class can't go back to their secondary school to celebrate...hahaz..(uniform group members la) hehez..yeaPz...still wish singapore a very prosperous prosper! (what am i saying?) aiyah..just hope singapore economy will improve and stay peaceful forever! =)

yeapz...this is the case scenario i mentioned. Yeapz...both guys!