Post Creasmas!!

wahahaz~ christmas have long gone, i'm still debating on whether it is over already or not?

Look at this!

the long hat Dumb!

The... dumB!

and..US! hehez..=P

Yeapz.. All taken at the streets of Orchard. Very crowded indeed...walking on the road, blocking the buses' passageway, looking at the christmas 'vehicles'

Next, i shall teach you steps to consume a log cake~

Step one:

have a log-cake

Step one and a half:
Have a spoon!

Step two
Place your spoon at the amount of cake you'll like to have in your mouth (the right amount will depend on the size of your mouth)

Step three:Slice the portion

Step three and a half
Scoop it up?

Step four
Open your mouth

Step five
Place it IN your mouth, do a good sign if it's nice

Step five
If you're sick as me, lick your chocolate-filled spoon outside paragon if you want to. Show your satisfactioN! hehez...

Well... I still think christmas can't be compared with cny~ Coz...there's lion dance during cny. Not to mention, packets with MONEY as well~ =P

MarLee ClistMars! =)

wahahaz...it had got to be my greeting!!! Hehez...a brand new year's awaiting us!!

Well..went to the Bideford street thingy with xi xiang yesterday~ Hahaz...it's quite crowded, but not tunay~ =P (*tunay an adjective for being tuna?? Melvin, your engrish ish getting woRsH!!) Hehez...it's a nice way to spend your Christmas anyway~!!

Watched at cinneleisure. Hahaz..i know, i'm swaku, but 1st time i been to the 9th floor's theatre and it was Xi Xiang who led me to the cinema~ Hahaz...over there, lan is available together with some k-box like things.

T.E.C.H.N.O.L.O.G.Y

Those Mr Brown listeners should know about the stem cells thingy, science technology have already upgrade to a level where by cloning might be happening sooN!

*ok, I'm just trying to act stupid. I'm sure darren is now feedback'ing about my vocab deficiency~ hahaz..*

to carry on reading, you be able to see my brain soon~ no, NO!!! DOn't continue!! you'll... ...
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well, this is me` explains the brain thingy~


HOLIDAYS NOW!! WOooo hooOoOO!!!

but...hahaz..exams nearing as welL~! =P

lastly...MarLee ClistMars Everybody!! Ho Ho hO'!!

PARDON ME!!

*Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Pottasium... *
Why is blogger in beta now after google took control? So confusing to use this system now...

I'm very sorry guys!!

hahaz...i'm not sure if you does visit my blog often, but really sorry for not updating it for near a month!! SO SO SO SORRY!! Too busy with dota, dota, naruto, Powerpoint(school's), hmwk and dota. Hahaz..it's like addictive, however...i'm controlling myself already, like what frankie senior had warned me, only once per week - Saturday. Hahaz...i didn't abide it during the 1st 2 weeks of course...however...i think it's time i start to organise my playing, training and study time...right?

Yea!! Zachy's going to bring me to work with him every sat! I'm also going to get Asiacom's help again right darren? Hehez..working spree agaiN!! money money money!! Hearsay, i'm also going to get a psp real soon!! Wahahaz!! SO EXCITED!! In addition, my father's bonus going to go to my room's decoratioN!! I think it's going to be a good 2 months up ahead... so i must not let him nor my mum down. I'm going to work hard for that last exam paperSSSS (40%!!)

anyway...i'm still MYSELF!! kekez...evidence to show i'm still alive while i wasn't blogging~

I'm in blue!! don't act as if you can't see me!! The 3rd guy with the widest teeth-exposing smile! =D

Why do ah bengs and ah lians like to take pix of only shoes/slippers/feet nowadays? This ah beng is one whom i caught with my k750i!!

I jack off and found this out of the crowd~ it's so cool that i decide to show it off here!!

You can't stop me from smiling/grinning/laughing/giggling etc...(but xi xiang can!! amazing eh?)

ok, i'm quite cute as you can see from here... ...I LOVE ME! =P


Alright..enough proof to show i'm still alive!! I'll try to blog as soon as possible

(Btw, wanted to upload a video here, but met with problem. Try going youtube, type "dartydarty" in search bar and look for Civil defence - Jeremy in action!! ) Tataz everyonE!


Jack and the Beansprout was so damn NICE!!!!!!!!

OH NO!!!

HAHAZ!! Very bad!! If Darren didn't remind me, i'm afraid i will just forget that i need to update my blog! hahaz!!

Well, many things have happened in this short 3 weeks. Parents went oversea, bought me another new bball shoe (which make me have 3 shoes now), study, fail exam, lion dance, dragon dance, fail exam, went out with friends, fail exam and fail exam....hahaz!! So depress over results~ but, kekex...POA WAS GREAT!!! WAHAHAHAZ!! Although my stats fluctuated badly~~ hahaz!!

I've turned gay.

I found ronald's shoulder comfortable. He seemed happy too.

I was so bored i brought out primary plus kindergarten's memory. YOu can tell by now i'm quite deprived from Power Rangers when i'm younger..

I've also driven. Look!

GRAD NIGHT!

Went to Grad night 06' yesterday. Felt quite extra there, but...still have to be there. Darren should have taken my place, so he can see...*ahem* hahaz!!! =P

Xi xiang was so gorgeous!! hahaz...*whistles* oOpx~

Blog next time. No mood to blog now, wait till i've changed its skin alright? cya!! =D

New shoE!

Yay!! i'm going to get a new bball shoe sooN! Wahahaz...be feared, after i rejuvenate with new shoe, better me!

I'm back to my form again, got the 2nd career high with 28 points again last sat in the RC team.

"Melvin lifted the whites with 28 points, 5 rebounds and COUNTLESS ASSISTS, sending the blue, under a ill captain down, with a 82, 64 win." *bragging*

Hahaz..some kind of star player? Yes, this is Melvin.(yea yea) Hahaz...the situation is, the real star player(captain-blue team) is down with BAD flu and cough, whereas Jeremy KOH-blue team was absent. The jeremy LIM-white, in my team just make things worse, together with one unknown guy. Hmph~

Still we wiN! hehez...

and i'm getting a new shoE!!!!!!! HEHEHE!! excited! ;)

(e-learning sucks, when M.S.T[mid-semester test] follows after)

Mid-autumn Celebration!

We're cute.

I love them.

I love us! =)

Dumb-founded.

i)
Sobx sobx...
I was molested. Just recently. I feel so... ...*speechless*
Made a report at Dovery Station and asked to point out the suspects.

How am i supPose to choose? I wanted to point them all~ Until i saw my name above. Oopx, i'm one of the suspect! hehez...





ii)
Alright alright. Stop commenting me being 'Singaporean-ish' and so "kiasu" about my modesty. Well, i cancelled the report after that.

Singapore, being a 'fine' city(detect pun), have boards and signs with legal statements and fines stated almost everywhere you go. "Please do not smoke in this area due to the enclosed surrounding. Some customers dislike cigarettes and are annoyed by it. We regret to inform you that it's illegal by law that smoking is prohibited in this area or you'll be fined of up to $1000. You can choose to smoke outside this premises or locate a smoking area. Sorry for the inconvenience caused, thank you. For further enquiries please call 1900-667-6653 (1900-NO-SMOKE)"

As a Singaporean, we're so used to signs and fines and signs that we can easily recognise these signs, so much so that the explanatory words in sign board is getting so broad and cut short. Bad sign.

"Smoking is not allowed in this premises. Please do not smoke here or you'll be fined $500 by law. Thank you"

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"Smoking prohibited. Fine of up to $500 by law."

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"Smoke-free. Fine $500 by law."

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"No smoking. Fine $500"


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"Smoking, $500"


Yeapz, the last sentence as shown above, seems pretty senseless but it proved that as time goes by, laziness took over us(Singaporeans) that coming out with a sign is also a bother. How lazy can we be? Let's see... ...


.. ...so lazy that an err for not checking the signboard clearly can mean so much. $1000, $ 000?






Part ii)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YI SONG a.k.a THE KING a.k.a LATE MAN a.k.a TALL GUY a.k.a CONDO BOY k.a.k GLASSES PRINCE etc...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOooOooOoooo... YOU!!!!!!!!!! =)

hehez...the king's birthday yesterday. He seemed sad, must be that... that... ya, should be that (don't ask me, i was just acting smart). We had fun, because... we murdered the food with steamboat! Damn, what am i saying? We had Steamboat for celebratioN! =D

Zach, Shi ming, Clarence, Brian, Princess, Darren, da King and I turned up for this sacred... no.. this OilY event! ewL~ The tissue used to wipe my fingers and face can spread fire! (Melvin, didn't you know tissue is already flammable by its own?) Still, we had fuN. And accident.

This thingy is not that safe afterall. The stove and wires. hehez...but, no disaster ever happened yet right? Our steamboat caught fire from the stove when some 'butter fingers' [he wanted to be know as clarence to cover real identity] shifted the middle bowl. The fire soon spreaded.

Butter finger, who assumed that blowing can extinguish the fire, blew and burnt shi ming's hand-elbow area. Below are evidence of ash-filled wan-tons and burnt steamboat!



nonono not this, sorry...this excluded. Just showing darren putting a testicle ***** mouth. (did i sensor the wrong word?) ok, nvm, continue...

and Victim, shi ming!

okok...talk enough i shall close here... ...

Kwee Yong

There's always question with Kwee yong's nocturnal activities, his online games addiction, sleepy days in school, strange appearances, trips/stays in cemetary(ies) and amazing cycling speed. The answer in our mind will only be...he's weird.

Man..it's difficult to change his idea. He only make things around him bad~. Hahaz..it's very seldom you see him on the bright side! kekez...still, i'm in contact with this little friend of mine - spying on his activities while in his accompany.

Just look at these photography evidence i had of him.



















We recognise him of his low-profile life where he doesn't take the stage nor performances. This time he's holding the microphone and facing a TV with display of music and words. It's obvious he's going to do what's in senior citizen's fashion...KTV! hahaz...we're all in tha public! They definitely win the applauses of the older fans - who are cheering cum swaying cum singing along cum clapping to the rhythm.

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He merely holds the mike...and...just hold the mike! hahaz...what's he looking at? He did sing la...but... but...erm...i don't know what to say~ hahaz...he's always like this - "Unexplainable." A "mystery."

In addition. It's not the only thing about him. He releases this aura which can make people near him weird too - things inclusive. Remember people, who are always talkative, turned silent when conversing with him? They'll tend to nod their head a little at intervals after a little talking and snore(s) will follow.

There's people who can boasts their bikes about the modifications, the lightweight structure of their bikes, the gears and quality brakes. Chin Kwee Yong, on the contrary and out of extraordinary power, can make his "2-months-and-it's-already-well-damaged-cum-dirty-bike" into superfast, superswift, supershadow, superbraking, superunanimous, superaccident rate race bike. (*Ps:Take note, he's so stingy that he claimed a $2 set of brake-pads is unworthy for his dearest.) He can shame people like Brandon, Philip Tay and Yi Song whom spent so much on their bikes only to lose to Kwee yong in agility and 'safety'.
(adapted from "Unique People with Unique companion," written by Melvin, editted by Foo. Published in Singapore, 2002. All rights reserved.)

Yeapz...There's more of people. Do discover more.

For explanation with regards to his aura to "weirdify" things, i'll explain to you in a jiffy. You know his house is...so in mesS? He have wet clothings hung in Kitchen with newspaper on the floor instead of hanging it outside on a sunny day. He got 2 computers and it's the only place where you'll stay put at if you really like neatness. His toilet bowl releases weird noises after flush which make his toilet creepy. He took 1 min 23 secs to find his pair of white socks to school and less than 2 seconds for his black socks for outing. His cabinet symbolise that of "old master Q's" - Identical clothings only that, his came in 2 colours. There's trace of biting marks on the food that's meant for offering on the ancestral table. A papaya tree of 6 years old outside his corridor which died recently.

If that's not enough to describe his house's status, i have just in mind one thing to summarise the previous paragraph. Don't be amazed and shock. It has explicit content, please don't scroll further down if you're under 13. It's going to be a little mouth-opening later turned to laughter experience.

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Greatest Discovery: A crooked/twisted Green cactus which symbolises that of a prickly cannot-make-it penis.


Uniquely Weird.

Bad bad~

haix...well, just quarrelled with *~ very bad...what can be the dear reason...it's the Friday 13th today~ sad... sad...

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sorry, moody~ anyway... BACK TO MELVIN!!


Basketball match tomorrow with Ho Yin's classmate!! wahahaz!! Let's thrash theM! Tell you the result next tomorrow~ =)

Qian bian wen da ti!

Mid-autumn fest, we celebrated it in Seoul Garden. hmmm...which i think it'll be better with the joker with us...the one on the cruise! hehez!!! yalar..sorry leh, can't make it on friday, which i hope it should be on! But zach, clarence and i have problem atending on friday la~

Still, i must admit that..i love being with my secondary clique!! So fun to be with them! They always remind me of friendships! I somehow feel a strong bond between us! It's already half-year since we parted from secondary to Tertiary, but we're still contacting one another! Feel so appetising..(appetising? sorry, ran out of choice of words~) yeapz.. after the buffet, we continue to our light things up at SUnplaza! Even though it's only the eve, but we already have other peepz playing candles alreadY! hehez...

I want another outing! Guys!! I WANT ROB-B-HOOD! i wanna WATCH WATCH WATCH!!!!

ok, back to title. It was iniated by Jovina, hahaz.lot's of stupid questions from her...hahaz~ But fun la...guess those idiotic answer~

Next is a joke shared by Allan!

"Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Asked a man

replies: "I have a dream, where chickens can just cross the road, and reach the other side of the road safely without any motive." answered Martin Luther King.

"oh, it's an idea from us as a monopoly to start something. Well, it's our latest technology and discovery to install new hardware to enable a crossing-road chicken." contributed from Microsoft.

"damn...is that the one we missed out?" hahaz...from all time favourite, KFC.

yeap...hahaz... just a short one. Hope you like it! hehez...CONTRIBUTE! =P

TERM 3

tomorrow marks the start of my 2nd semester in poly, the 3rd term. It's going to be a very tedious and tiring 12-weeks straight classes with only 2 public holidays available... *sobx sobx*!

haix...and to make things just bad..MY TIME-TABLE REALLY SUCKS!!! Take a retractable knife and stab me!! Can't they just make student's life easier by making their's easy? I know lecturers like to work late and get attention so as to increase their salaries - or at least pretending to, but...why use it on us?!?! poor students...hahaz...but i know those living nearby will laugh their ass off!! kekex..i can hear darren's giggle here, i can sense Zachary's shivers already...damn you all!! I'm starting to envy you guys!! Even holidays are way longers than ours~ hmPh! hahahaz...F.I.N.E!!!!

Anyway guys, time to really start working(as in school, not your part-times) le you know? no longer playing time...must plan for your future already k? hahaz..coz...it's time to think about how you're going to prepare yourself for the challenges way ahead le. hahaz...sorry for being so serious suddenly, coz i met my cousin who i recently saw at my grandma's house while celebrating her birthday. He holds a degree in business and also straight A1s in his O'lvls during his dunman high sec life(9 subs). Physically, he's no weakling too. He's build is well-shaped and telling you he holds a post of Captain within 3 years can already describe his good attitude and social health already. He's currently having a stable job in PMD academy, you guys should have heard of it yea? =) (why am i advertising him suddenly? weird...hahaz)

kekex...i get to hate someone so much now. Well, it's a guy who's well-respected by my other mates, but no...i don't share the same view. This particular guy, or maybe a man, is always acting like a cool guy and yes, for his age he seemed to be matured and that's why everybody respects him. However, he didn't act like one matured guy to me on a event until i'm so fed-up. If you're matured enough, please don't criticise any things, JUST FOR FUN! Nope, he didn't criticise me, but he did make a joke behind Tian Eng. I'm so angry about it, so what if he have the experiences and awards? He has no respect for others...call himself an instructor. I'm starting to bear a grudge against him! hehez..so evil of me...but don't worry...as a Melvin, i don't show my hatred. I'll just curse him in my heart and still give him the respect he should have. Don't worry, i'll make no trouble! ;)

*ps: TRY SUDOKU! IT'S FUN FUN FUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

L.O.O.K.S!!

hahaz...it's really irritating when you're speaking to members of the public when you can't identify their gender!

I was on the train (as you all know it've been part of my life ever since 17th april), standing because it's crowded. (obvious) It was when the train turned when i lost my balance slightly and stepped onto the back of the shoe(the heel area) behind me. So I, as a "Melvin", turned and apologise to the man behind.

Me: "oh, sorry, sir!"
that someone: "it's ok, i'm no sir."
Me: "er...(looked down) oh, sorry, miss!"

yeapz...quite embarassing for me, especially for the people who heard our little conversation. Shucks... I only realise that man was a female upon seeing her two assets. Damn~ Thinking of it, it's still rather... ...eWL!! She alighted at Pasir Ris also, i took the stair slowly...and managed to find myself some distance behind her.... SHE'S A MAN!!!!!!!! omg!! short haired, dyed, pants, dark t-shirt. Damn! Next time you apologise, forget the "sir or ma'm" thing, for obvious reasons. Too bad for those in Uniform groups, but i'm sure you can differentiate skirts from the pants right?

Just don't understand teenagers nowadays... Man trying to keep their hair long, get their lovely lobes pierced and hang shiny necklace. Bitches, on the other hand, SPIKED their HAIR! (OMG), wears jerseys, talk loudly, SMOKE! etc. Haix...what's the world becoming to?!?

Hey..sorry for not updating much...hehez...my com's really not co-operating, which doesn't make me keen to use it. Maybe i'll blog more when i'm back to schoOL!! hahaz...

*PS: Monday, final showdowN! REmember to watch it....and..please don't waste too much $$ on voting alright? I'm not votin..just watcH! =) All the best to Hady!

Hady Mirza`

hey!! I'm back for post!!

Well...it was a fruitful week for the SYA ex-cos all thanks to the s'pore idol semi-finalist - Hady Mirza! =)

It all started when Mediacorp wanted Hady (or all the semi-finalists) to return to their secondary schools. Fortunately, Hady was from siglap! (the one in Cheviot Hill!) hahaz...yea...still, he visited the one in Pasir Ris, the present location, and...sad the fan clubs can't enter the school! hahaz!!

All the ex-students cum the present students who of his supporter were so crazy about him!! Haiyo...i must say, i'm no fan of his actually!! However, i must say he's not proud nor arrogant. he actually participated in the show organised by the sports leaders by own will. He have the potential to be a good idol! =)

Alright...got some photos of him in Siglap! kekex...no fan of his, but can take picture of him right? =P






























































Kekex... well...these are some backstage stuffs! =)

After that. We were also given tickets to watch the Singapore idol on 13th sep! The one which they sang their favourite songs. Shit la...Darren say what "VIP" seats...it was actually balcony seats where we are all so comfortably BLOCKED by lightings~ Darn! hahaz...lucky there were enough seats...we shifted! kekex!!












































Hahaz..actually, not supposed to take photo la..but..kekex...that's why..cannot see how the studio looked like! Maybe you'll get to see some from darren's blog! He took some photos of it i think? hehez...

Harsh week~

wow~ Many things happened this week!

Did you know? My house is undergoing a kinda like financial problem? Hahax...my sister had signed up a package at marie chia, which cost a bomb~ Very wonderful...to make things worse, my dad still not working to bring income (due to the previous accident which injured his feet.) haix..feeling rather depressed.

Fortunately i had so much for my "si fang qian." If not...i would have added on too much for the house's expense. Think by the end of next month...my own money would have been used up!

Come on, Aranda Restaurant!! Hire us!! It's so near...why not? Come on...i'm willing to learn and to be trained! I'm resilience!! hahaz...hopefully he'll let us work there~ $6/hr at a place so near you, you can travel there without transport..why not? In that case...if i continue to work part-time for them..yes...i'll be able to attain my driving license after my birthday! =)

Steve Irwin died. It's a sudden news and Darren was so efficient that he already know his death just few hours after. (that's Darren! =D) Poor thing...

But what Jerm said made sense. He's playing with his life all day long, such things are expected just depending on which animal was the lucky one to have silence this animal/reptile hero. And..who was the one who invented the idea - Turtle to show... a souvenir for his death? come on, he can't see it. If a president die, are you going to spread around the msn contacts to put a cigar's emoticon? Your OWN lover a heart shape? Rather ridiculous... we already know he's going on with...his journey...putting turtle emoticon won't revive him alright? =)

Still...i wish his family members all the best, together with his teammates. Regrets.

We would have to go on with life. Since he can't continue pursuing his dreams, i hope someone will - maybe his children! I'll still support them!

Kekex..i went to Hok San!! I'm so excited!! update you guys agaiN!

*ps: Sorry guys, if you're interested to know about the latest updates about Asiacom, Janet have msged Darren that she'll contact us again when the stocks are coming soon... When he knows about it, he'll let me know and so will i to you guys. Fret not!

and...Tian Eng to win this Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) go tian eng go tian eng go!!

V.I.R.U.S!!!

ARGH!!! i hate virus dwelling in com, which explained the absence of my posts!! kekex...don't blame me la, you all are guilty for that toO! =P

HEY HEY!!! PEOPLE PEOPLE!!! TAKE NOTE!!!! READ HERE AFTER YOU'VE READ THE PREVIOUS POST!!!

hahaz..to clear all misunderstandings...i didn't receive any scholarships...Please don't be jealous and find ways to murder me just to replace my quixotic "attractive sholarship". Hahaz...I don't even how i came out with the name, "NCAFS (National Central Accounting Firm, Singapore) Pte Ltd" ... Even if there is, why would he select me for the scholarship? hahaz!! Made some sense?? And look at the deal, $3,800? Omg...didn't you see the fresh diploma Graduates from Business are getting average of only $1,500? Even if i can get a high one, it'll most probably be only $2,500 for the highest 'standard deviation.' Hahaz...quit envying me!!!

In addition, the next paragraph stated, "no wonder i can be a happy man." It was used not for the sake which i can earn big bucks, it's because i can build wonderous palace in air! =)

Guys!! Moral of the previous post, don't trust whatever that's exaggerating! Hehez....*spot my under-lying message!!* =P

ANd...2nd moral, Melvin will never strike it big!! Kekex...

YAY!! Jay chou's album coming out soon~ And...do notice his disciples too - Nan Quan Ma Ma. They're doing great, just like their shi fu! hahaz..their latest album was Splendid~ Come on, don't be selfish...go try listening to them, just like what i am doing now! WonderfuL! =)

Exams over!!! GUYS!! Lets """""""""""""""""S.W.I.M""""""""""""""""""""...you know what i mean right?? And...hahaz...i can't wait for the time when we can work together at asiacoM! =P Sucky but..hehez, acceptable la? Can work with Ye Zhao again also..Woo hOO! Ye Zhao~ We RawKz right?? hahaz...Worked there 3 times liao....faithful hor? With wei hong also~ Next time we sure promoted to Senior worker arh!! HAHAHAz!!! *see, building extravagant Sand castle again*

hahaz..ok la...cya guys, and...there's no such thing as Mars the size of moon kids~! =P Be sensible!! *oOpx*

Working spree!

Ok...everyone~! Like my tag board had mentioned...we(suai brothers) will be working during our Mid-vacation!! cooL!! You can tell me if you want to work too! =) Hopefully the pay is appealing and no long working hours!! =P

However, don't expect the work to be easy la!! Quite tedious and mind-consuming~ I hate such jobs man!! grh!!! It's also going to give me red lips after the 1st week. I think i'm allergic to that place la!! Disgusting!!! I don't know why...i still remember once i can't see the number due to fatigue~ ArgH!! hahaz..too bad...money earning is never easy~ =P

OH YA!! (anybody interested in basketball, read on...those not..please ignore!)

Philip told us that the siglap school team is interested in playing with us again...do you all want? Xiao ye, alvin, yu song and i have no problem about it. Zach and clarence have improved drastically also..you all want?? please call/tag/sms/ask/tell/meet me about this if you have any idea/comment/ reply/question/decision/discussion about this. I hope we can clear it by september so we can do our exams and them with their exams in peace! =) I WANT TO PLAY OFFICAL MATCH SO MUCH!!! Unfortunately, Miss Lim no longer with Siglap...if not..we can contact her about this...Hope she can come down to watch us play? =)

ok...back to abnormal conversation...

Oh yah~ You know what? There was a call yesterday from the NCAFS (National Central Accounting Frim, Singapore) Pte Ltd who offered me a scholarship for my Diploma in Accountancy, Singapore Polytechnic. In addition, the scholarship will provide $1,200 allowance every half a year. However, I am to attached to them after passing out from NS as their 2nd executive auditor with a starting basic pay of $3,800 monthly. The auditor will have the pay of $3,800 so long as he is working fine during the first 6 months which is the trial and confirmation period. After which, the pay might double or triple depending on the Auditor's performance and consistency in work. Attractive commission is also given for outstanding work produced. Promotion is guaranteed after the trial period. Auditor will also be graduated with a Degree in Accounting and Audit from ACCA upon completing the 30-months contract.

Yea!! WAHAHAHAHAZ!!! No wonder i can be a hApPy MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D!!

Taa dAa!

hahaz...changed my blogskin! kekex...PLEASE COMMENT IF IT'S UGLY!!! I wouldn't know if it is...just let me know be it ugly or nice! hahaz...i'll do something! ;)

hahaz...yay, got the lion head for the welcoming today! hehez...coolz...i beginning to feel the lion liao~ wow!! that's so cool cool cooL!!! HAHAZ!!!

I want to play basketball on saturday...anybody with me? It's for relieving stress purpose!! I'm so tensed up!! Why did my grade dropped so much in ca2?!? hahaz...need to buck up le!

Kekex..so happy today! I've helped a blind lady from mrt to bus interchange! It's always great to help somebody and seeing people happy!!

I've promised myself, i must be a happy person for the rest of my life with the mindset that we cannot expect what will happen to us tomorrow! I'm going to live happily ever after~ hehez..with hEr! =D

Coming uP!

hehez...my new skin is still under constructioN~ Coming up sooN! =) hahaz..it was considered after being commented that the present blog's too uglY! hehez...

HEY EVERYBODY!! I GOT SOMETHING TO ANNOUNCE!! MY BELOVED XI XIANG HAS AN A1 FOR HER O'LEVELS MOTHER-TONGUE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? CLAP LA!!! HEHEHEZ!!!!!!!! =D

you know what? i saw a rather weird thing today. I was on bus 81 when i saw a little boy, ranging from 6-8 years old doing "pda" to mama. (according to shi ming, pda refers to 'public distracting actions.) hahaz...don't be shock..i was having a mind-struggle on what impression to set on the boy. hahaz!! There's a girl beside me (she was sitting the inner seat), so i should be trying to notice the sexy and cute little girl when i was really DISTRACTED by that boy's action la. I gave up looking at that girl while she was reading the big calvin and hobbes book. I focused my attention on that boy.

Let me describe, the mother and son was sitting 4 seats behind the driver. There's also a pole with the 'stop' button at the head rest. The mother was sitting outside, with the little boy in the inner seat (like me sitting outside, and the girl inside.) So...the boy just held on to the pole, and facing his mum. (his mum was sitting normally, but he cling on to his mum la!!) You know what was he doing? HE Kept kissing his mum! Not like those mom and kids' kind of kiss, it's like those ah beng and ah lian on the bus kind of kiss la!! His mum was rather irritated and annoyed, but he just went to his mum and kissed her!! He even tried on her mouth or nose like that... Once his mum pushed him away, i saw his tongue sticking out, like forcing to lick his mum like that...PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!! KIDS! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS IN PUBLIC!! I WAS SO DISTRACTED AND ANNOYED CUM IRRITATED THAT I EVEN SACRIFICE LOOKING AT THE CUTE GIRL BESIDE ME!! WHAT'S WORSE!! THE BUS WAS ALMOST FULL LA!! HOW MANY PPL AND UNCLE LOOKING!!! OOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaz...just abit disgusted...please don't mind me! =D

hehez..exams coming!! wish me luck everyone!! I don't want to repeat this stupid module!! omg! it sucks!! Don't worry la...i know mere wishing won't help! I've done lots of revision~ together with shane too! =)

FIREWORKS WERE GREAT YESTERDAY!! Finally, i can see the display le...waited from last sat to yesterday...hehez..it was so beautiful when you watch it with someone special! However, stupid shit la...can't people be more gracious...squeezing and blocking...yes, we saw the works in the sky..but we missed those at lower levels...thanks to those who stood at the pillar~ stupid!!! hmph! I swear i'm going to book good location next year! hahaz!! (kiasu melvin!)

Still i got video of the display yesterday~ get it from me if you want..it's SpLeNdId!! =)

Once upon a time, in SPLD's store...there was a kidnap happening there. A Man in hat-Jun jie, had kidnapped a man - chee seng.