Oh my god!! Tomorrow's the first day of school for year 2006!! wahahaz...let's analyse...the top ten things © (not in order) students usually do/ask just after a long school break. Just discussed with Zach earlier... he thought of most lines here...
1) "Hey, you bought your books already?" - when talking with friend few days before school start.
2) "Eh! What do we have to bring tomorrow??" - just before the day.
3) "Dude, you going straight to class or assemble in the quadrangle first?" - feeling lost in the first day.
4) "Darn! Forgot to cut my hair, did you? How to escape teacher's sight?!?" - question: quote another phrase to replace 'forgot'...
4) "Darn! Forgot to cut my hair, did you? How to escape teacher's sight?!?" - question: quote another phrase to replace 'forgot'...
5) "Darn! Forgot to dye my hair black, did you? How to escape teacher's sight?!?" - answer: The phrase is, "I purposely don't want."
6) I'm going to do my homework tomorrow, no matter what! - Yeah, carry on, tomorrow's the start of school and he've been repeating this sentence since the start of holiday...
7) "MA!! WHERE HAVE YOU KEPT MY UNIFORM!! ARGH! YOU DIDN'T IRON FOR ME?!? YOU KNOW TOMORROW... etc..." - as the saying goes...customer is...nonono...I am always right!
8) "Ma...do you think i'm running a fever?"
"no boy...you're perfectly alright, my dear"
"no mama..i'm sick... i am, help me write a letter to teacher tomorrow? I don't want my friends sick...zZz..."
- That's the first step found in, "the book of truancy." That's for all sleepy-heads who can't wake up just in time!
6) I'm going to do my homework tomorrow, no matter what! - Yeah, carry on, tomorrow's the start of school and he've been repeating this sentence since the start of holiday...
7) "MA!! WHERE HAVE YOU KEPT MY UNIFORM!! ARGH! YOU DIDN'T IRON FOR ME?!? YOU KNOW TOMORROW... etc..." - as the saying goes...customer is...nonono...I am always right!
8) "Ma...do you think i'm running a fever?"
"no boy...you're perfectly alright, my dear"
"no mama..i'm sick... i am, help me write a letter to teacher tomorrow? I don't want my friends sick...zZz..."
- That's the first step found in, "the book of truancy." That's for all sleepy-heads who can't wake up just in time!
9) "sleep early, sleep early, sleep early, sleep early... ... ..." - Due to daily 'late night activities' (i.e. games and chats) this chant is not powerful enough to make them change their bad habits...even if it is already 2 a.m...
"sleep early, sleep early, sleep early...ARGH!! SLEEP!!!"
10 a) Find ties! - Especially for siglapians whose tie day's unfortunately on Tuesday. They usually need reminders, but...it was holiday on Monday...so... nvm...approach the alternative way,
10 b) Search for 'tie' loansharks - Yeap, people like Wilson and Jarell who charges high rates to exchange their time(detention) for cash~ record known to be as high as $5 for 6 hours(school's time)!!
"sleep early, sleep early, sleep early...ARGH!! SLEEP!!!"
10 a) Find ties! - Especially for siglapians whose tie day's unfortunately on Tuesday. They usually need reminders, but...it was holiday on Monday...so... nvm...approach the alternative way,
10 b) Search for 'tie' loansharks - Yeap, people like Wilson and Jarell who charges high rates to exchange their time(detention) for cash~ record known to be as high as $5 for 6 hours(school's time)!!
Created by Melvin and Zach...(all rights reserved ®!)
Good luck students! Happy schooling! =)
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