Dumb-founded.

i)
Sobx sobx...
I was molested. Just recently. I feel so... ...*speechless*
Made a report at Dovery Station and asked to point out the suspects.

How am i supPose to choose? I wanted to point them all~ Until i saw my name above. Oopx, i'm one of the suspect! hehez...





ii)
Alright alright. Stop commenting me being 'Singaporean-ish' and so "kiasu" about my modesty. Well, i cancelled the report after that.

Singapore, being a 'fine' city(detect pun), have boards and signs with legal statements and fines stated almost everywhere you go. "Please do not smoke in this area due to the enclosed surrounding. Some customers dislike cigarettes and are annoyed by it. We regret to inform you that it's illegal by law that smoking is prohibited in this area or you'll be fined of up to $1000. You can choose to smoke outside this premises or locate a smoking area. Sorry for the inconvenience caused, thank you. For further enquiries please call 1900-667-6653 (1900-NO-SMOKE)"

As a Singaporean, we're so used to signs and fines and signs that we can easily recognise these signs, so much so that the explanatory words in sign board is getting so broad and cut short. Bad sign.

"Smoking is not allowed in this premises. Please do not smoke here or you'll be fined $500 by law. Thank you"

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"Smoking prohibited. Fine of up to $500 by law."

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"Smoke-free. Fine $500 by law."

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"No smoking. Fine $500"


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"Smoking, $500"


Yeapz, the last sentence as shown above, seems pretty senseless but it proved that as time goes by, laziness took over us(Singaporeans) that coming out with a sign is also a bother. How lazy can we be? Let's see... ...


.. ...so lazy that an err for not checking the signboard clearly can mean so much. $1000, $ 000?






Part ii)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YI SONG a.k.a THE KING a.k.a LATE MAN a.k.a TALL GUY a.k.a CONDO BOY k.a.k GLASSES PRINCE etc...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOooOooOoooo... YOU!!!!!!!!!! =)

hehez...the king's birthday yesterday. He seemed sad, must be that... that... ya, should be that (don't ask me, i was just acting smart). We had fun, because... we murdered the food with steamboat! Damn, what am i saying? We had Steamboat for celebratioN! =D

Zach, Shi ming, Clarence, Brian, Princess, Darren, da King and I turned up for this sacred... no.. this OilY event! ewL~ The tissue used to wipe my fingers and face can spread fire! (Melvin, didn't you know tissue is already flammable by its own?) Still, we had fuN. And accident.

This thingy is not that safe afterall. The stove and wires. hehez...but, no disaster ever happened yet right? Our steamboat caught fire from the stove when some 'butter fingers' [he wanted to be know as clarence to cover real identity] shifted the middle bowl. The fire soon spreaded.

Butter finger, who assumed that blowing can extinguish the fire, blew and burnt shi ming's hand-elbow area. Below are evidence of ash-filled wan-tons and burnt steamboat!



nonono not this, sorry...this excluded. Just showing darren putting a testicle ***** mouth. (did i sensor the wrong word?) ok, nvm, continue...

and Victim, shi ming!

okok...talk enough i shall close here... ...

Kwee Yong

There's always question with Kwee yong's nocturnal activities, his online games addiction, sleepy days in school, strange appearances, trips/stays in cemetary(ies) and amazing cycling speed. The answer in our mind will only be...he's weird.

Man..it's difficult to change his idea. He only make things around him bad~. Hahaz..it's very seldom you see him on the bright side! kekez...still, i'm in contact with this little friend of mine - spying on his activities while in his accompany.

Just look at these photography evidence i had of him.



















We recognise him of his low-profile life where he doesn't take the stage nor performances. This time he's holding the microphone and facing a TV with display of music and words. It's obvious he's going to do what's in senior citizen's fashion...KTV! hahaz...we're all in tha public! They definitely win the applauses of the older fans - who are cheering cum swaying cum singing along cum clapping to the rhythm.

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He merely holds the mike...and...just hold the mike! hahaz...what's he looking at? He did sing la...but... but...erm...i don't know what to say~ hahaz...he's always like this - "Unexplainable." A "mystery."

In addition. It's not the only thing about him. He releases this aura which can make people near him weird too - things inclusive. Remember people, who are always talkative, turned silent when conversing with him? They'll tend to nod their head a little at intervals after a little talking and snore(s) will follow.

There's people who can boasts their bikes about the modifications, the lightweight structure of their bikes, the gears and quality brakes. Chin Kwee Yong, on the contrary and out of extraordinary power, can make his "2-months-and-it's-already-well-damaged-cum-dirty-bike" into superfast, superswift, supershadow, superbraking, superunanimous, superaccident rate race bike. (*Ps:Take note, he's so stingy that he claimed a $2 set of brake-pads is unworthy for his dearest.) He can shame people like Brandon, Philip Tay and Yi Song whom spent so much on their bikes only to lose to Kwee yong in agility and 'safety'.
(adapted from "Unique People with Unique companion," written by Melvin, editted by Foo. Published in Singapore, 2002. All rights reserved.)

Yeapz...There's more of people. Do discover more.

For explanation with regards to his aura to "weirdify" things, i'll explain to you in a jiffy. You know his house is...so in mesS? He have wet clothings hung in Kitchen with newspaper on the floor instead of hanging it outside on a sunny day. He got 2 computers and it's the only place where you'll stay put at if you really like neatness. His toilet bowl releases weird noises after flush which make his toilet creepy. He took 1 min 23 secs to find his pair of white socks to school and less than 2 seconds for his black socks for outing. His cabinet symbolise that of "old master Q's" - Identical clothings only that, his came in 2 colours. There's trace of biting marks on the food that's meant for offering on the ancestral table. A papaya tree of 6 years old outside his corridor which died recently.

If that's not enough to describe his house's status, i have just in mind one thing to summarise the previous paragraph. Don't be amazed and shock. It has explicit content, please don't scroll further down if you're under 13. It's going to be a little mouth-opening later turned to laughter experience.

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Greatest Discovery: A crooked/twisted Green cactus which symbolises that of a prickly cannot-make-it penis.


Uniquely Weird.

Bad bad~

haix...well, just quarrelled with *~ very bad...what can be the dear reason...it's the Friday 13th today~ sad... sad...

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sorry, moody~ anyway... BACK TO MELVIN!!


Basketball match tomorrow with Ho Yin's classmate!! wahahaz!! Let's thrash theM! Tell you the result next tomorrow~ =)

Qian bian wen da ti!

Mid-autumn fest, we celebrated it in Seoul Garden. hmmm...which i think it'll be better with the joker with us...the one on the cruise! hehez!!! yalar..sorry leh, can't make it on friday, which i hope it should be on! But zach, clarence and i have problem atending on friday la~

Still, i must admit that..i love being with my secondary clique!! So fun to be with them! They always remind me of friendships! I somehow feel a strong bond between us! It's already half-year since we parted from secondary to Tertiary, but we're still contacting one another! Feel so appetising..(appetising? sorry, ran out of choice of words~) yeapz.. after the buffet, we continue to our light things up at SUnplaza! Even though it's only the eve, but we already have other peepz playing candles alreadY! hehez...

I want another outing! Guys!! I WANT ROB-B-HOOD! i wanna WATCH WATCH WATCH!!!!

ok, back to title. It was iniated by Jovina, hahaz.lot's of stupid questions from her...hahaz~ But fun la...guess those idiotic answer~

Next is a joke shared by Allan!

"Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Asked a man

replies: "I have a dream, where chickens can just cross the road, and reach the other side of the road safely without any motive." answered Martin Luther King.

"oh, it's an idea from us as a monopoly to start something. Well, it's our latest technology and discovery to install new hardware to enable a crossing-road chicken." contributed from Microsoft.

"damn...is that the one we missed out?" hahaz...from all time favourite, KFC.

yeap...hahaz... just a short one. Hope you like it! hehez...CONTRIBUTE! =P