this is Melvinno-more.: Dumb-founded.

i)
Sobx sobx...
I was molested. Just recently. I feel so... ...*speechless*
Made a report at Dovery Station and asked to point out the suspects.

How am i supPose to choose? I wanted to point them all~ Until i saw my name above. Oopx, i'm one of the suspect! hehez...

ii)
Alright alright. Stop commenting me being 'Singaporean-ish' and so "kiasu" about my modesty. Well, i cancelled the report after that.

Singapore, being a 'fine' city(detect pun), have boards and signs with legal statements and fines stated almost everywhere you go. "Please do not smoke in this area due to the enclosed surrounding. Some customers dislike cigarettes and are annoyed by it. We regret to inform you that it's illegal by law that smoking is prohibited in this area or you'll be fined of up to $1000. You can choose to smoke outside this premises or locate a smoking area. Sorry for the inconvenience caused, thank you. For further enquiries please call 1900-667-6653 (1900-NO-SMOKE)"

As a Singaporean, we're so used to signs and fines and signs that we can easily recognise these signs, so much so that the explanatory words in sign board is getting so broad and cut short. Bad sign.

"Smoking is not allowed in this premises. Please do not smoke here or you'll be fined $500 by law. Thank you"

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"Smoking prohibited. Fine of up to $500 by law."

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"Smoke-free. Fine $500 by law."

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"No smoking. Fine $500"

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and eventually, it'll become
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"Smoking, $500"

Yeapz, the last sentence as shown above, seems pretty senseless but it proved that as time goes by, laziness took over us(Singaporeans) that coming out with a sign is also a bother. How lazy can we be? Let's see... ...

.. ...so lazy that an err for not checking the signboard clearly can mean so much. $1000, $ 000?

Part ii)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YI SONG a.k.a THE KING a.k.a LATE MAN a.k.a TALL GUY a.k.a CONDO BOY k.a.k GLASSES PRINCE etc...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOooOooOoooo... YOU!!!!!!!!!! =)

hehez...the king's birthday yesterday. He seemed sad, must be that... that... ya, should be that (don't ask me, i was just acting smart). We had fun, because... we murdered the food with steamboat! Damn, what am i saying? We had Steamboat for celebratioN! =D

Zach, Shi ming, Clarence, Brian, Princess, Darren, da King and I turned up for this sacred... no.. this OilY event! ewL~ The tissue used to wipe my fingers and face can spread fire! (Melvin, didn't you know tissue is already flammable by its own?) Still, we had fuN. And accident.

This thingy is not that safe afterall. The stove and wires. hehez...but, no disaster ever happened yet right? Our steamboat caught fire from the stove when some 'butter fingers' [he wanted to be know as clarence to cover real identity] shifted the middle bowl. The fire soon spreaded.

Butter finger, who assumed that blowing can extinguish the fire, blew and burnt shi ming's hand-elbow area. Below are evidence of ash-filled wan-tons and burnt steamboat!